Greetings readers! Nothing can keep me down for long, not even the flu! I know that without my weekly influence many of you probably have no idea what to do or how to live your lives. Good thing I'm back with my own version of truth to get you back on track. I was going to do it on why you shouldn't read sites that can be taken down by "bands of roving retarded midgets", but then I almost got ran over by a woman that didn't know how to drive on the way home, so the subject changed to women drivers.

        I don't know why any intelligent society would chose to give women the right to drive. Honestly it baffles me. That doesn't mean that all guys can drive perfectly. I know quite a few guys that make females look like good drivers. But mainly the epidemic is female. Why you may ask? I don't know, maybe it has something to do with the fact that women, unlike the male of our species, has no driving part of the brain. No one section is dedicated to driving such as our perfect male brain does. Therefore, they do not know how. If and when a woman gets behind the wheel of the car, the only thing she knows how to do is turn it on and go. Traffic rules? What traffic rules? Rules such as "Stop" and "Yield" have little meaning in the female mind.

        Let us take for example a 3 way stop at a 4 way intersection. From 3 directions the traffic has stop signs. For the benefit of any females reading this that means you have to stop. The one last direction does not have to stop. They have the right to go on through without stopping. (I just lost the majority of my female readers there).  For some reason, females tend to think that if they have to stop, everyone else does too. Therefore, you try to run on through as you should, the woman tries to ram you from one side because she is to much of an idiot to realize that you don't have to stop.

        Same scenario, only  this time, it is the woman in the "through" lane. The woman approaches this 3 way stop and sees other cars stopped, all driven by men that know exactly what they are doing, and stops as well. After all, even if she didn't see it surely there must be a stop sign! Well all the guys get ticked during this time, and about the time they all get ready to go tear woman out of her potpourri scented car and blow it up so she won't drive again, the woman gets huffy, and peels out on the concrete, blowing through the intersection almost causing 10 accidents on her way.

        But don't take my word for it. Here are some pictures that I have found that prove my point, along with a few funnies I found as well.

Until next time faithful reader's, re-read my previous posts. You can't get to much of a good thing.

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