Before you even start reading this, yes, I know Maddox has a similar rant about real men in general. So shut up. Now that we have got that out of the way, we can move on to my rant. I could not get my mind today off of how gay our singers have become. Women have driven men to the point of becoming "metro-sexuals". A state where a man has not yet dropped his male genitalia and replaced it with a woman's, but he dreams of it every day. Such men include, Rob Thomas, Justin Timberlake, Ryan Cabbrerra (or however you spell that), and Sunny Bono. These are men that have the ability to sing well, with the exception of Timberlake, but primp and style themselves so that they look womanly. This is a tribute to the real men of music, when men were not ashamed to look grubby occasionally or smell bad. Back to the days when men were truly men, and women knew there place.

        1. Dean Martin.

This is one of the greater men of music. Not only did he have a deep baritone voice that made the girls scream in madness and love, but he was also a member of the mafia! What more can a girl want? A man who can and probably would sing to you every time you wanted him too- and when you didn't want him to, and could have your mortal enemy killed off. Every woman's dream.

2. Frank Sinatra

        Found that while looking for a decent picture. Here's the old blue eyes we know and love.

        This mans voice could melt the heart of any woman or rock out there. He could seduce any woman he wanted to, and pick and choose between the best looking of them. This man is a legend in his own rite. Once again, a man who was connected to the mob. A perfect man for any woman.

3. Louis Armstrong

        Ok, so he has a smile that could swallow a small car, but the man had talent. Face it, the man who made "Wonderful World" deserves to be on the list. He could sing- er... grunt- well, but his true talent lied in the trumpet. He was one of the greatest players of that instrument that ever walked the face of this earth. Rest in peace Mr. Armstrong.

        To end the rant, I will just say, the majority of our singers/bands today have no talent. They play something, then use the computer to mix it up they way they want it to. I have yet to see a modern popular music icon who actually has talent. Hear that all you pop culture music artists? You can apply your lips to my hind-regions!