Greetings once more fellow lovers of Truth! Of haters of me. It really doesn't matter. It is once again time for an update in Truth, and local goings on around me. First off, me. As I am the most wise person on Earth. Seriously, it's like God blessed me with Solomon's wisdom...but then again pride is a bad thing isn't it... I'll have to fix this conundrum later. On with my wise rants!

        First, I have decided to run for President. That's right, President of the United States of America... in 2024. At that time I will be 38 and 3 years past the age limit for President of the United States. My Campaign will be entirely Internet-bound up until I turn about 30, by which time you should be able to get an entirely complete and accurate picture of what I believe and who I am should I keep this site going that long. Do you think I can make it? Can I make the dream of any boy growing up to be President true? Let me know!

        Secondly, I decided to break and pay the $30, yes they upped the price $15, for Skype so that I could continue to bring you Truthcasts on Talkshoe. Just so you don't think I am an idiot, however, let me assure you that being able to call anywhere in the US or Canada for a full year is pretty sweet, and I was impressed with it during the 6 month free trial I had. But mainly, I really wanted to be able to bring you Truthcasts whenever I felt like it. This will also enable me to do interviews with people on a live podcast, or make any other I want, such as the College Republican Podcast I have planned, assuming the organization wishes to take part in it. I have all kinds of fun planned for the upcoming year, so keep a sharp eye on this site!

        Ok, last item on the agenda that is close to me. Even though there are now some personal problems now surrounding this otherwise great event, the Truthmaster will once again be bringing the Scouts of Logan, Mingo, Boone, and Pike counties of Chief Cornstalk District the Annual Merit Badge College. If you are a scout or know a scout, encourage them to attend this event, and to write up their pre-requisites, as this will enable each instructor to get through a class faster. (HINT: That was part of the problem) I know, not a good hint, but that's all you get until such a time as I REALLY start to make people mad (Note, not angry, mad!).

        Now, on to newsworthy events! If Austrailia's Prime Minister stays in power, I would consider moving there. He has been going on for a few days now about how voting for Obama would be a vote for terrorism, and that any naysayers are wrong. This is my kind of man! He has the testicular fortitude to stand up and say how it is, without caring if he "hurts your feelings". Its the truth! It hurts if you disagree and are proven wrong!

        Something else concerning the War on Terror, the non-binding resolution that is up in Washington right now. Many commentators are saying that this thing is worthless, pointless, and that the representatives need to get on to something important. I agree that it is rather stupid to say that they disagree with the President, they know they can't do anything about, but they are going to oppose it anyway. This is just another example of the liberals wasting our time and tax money in Washington. However, this resolution serves as another purpose, a more insidious and evil purpose. As useless as it may to oppose the President on this matter, it is pretty useful to the Islamic Jihadist Sympathizers. When I say a vote for a liberal is a vote for terrorism. I mean it, and this proves it. We have people in DC saying that we need to surrender now and leave Iraq forever, and this is unacceptable. You remember what happened when the democrats got voted in? The Islamic terrorists were jumping for joy. They just knew that Nancy Pelosi and her band of morons would emasculate President Bush so much that we would have to leave Iraq and they could have it for themselves. This proves that the terrorists were half right. They are definitely trying to get Bush to pull out, but our President has done the opposite. He has put more troops in, in hopes of ending the terrorists that much sooner. Unfortunately, this will not work. As we all know. Many of the Terrorists are coming from Iran and Syria and will just keep coming no matter how many we actually get to kill. I have an idea to make the Islamic Terrorists stop. Threaten to bury their bodies with a slab of Pork. Seriously. These people believe pork to be the kryptonite to their Muslim souls. Make a promise, that whenever we find your body, we will bury whatever we find of your body with a nice pork chop. If we find the bodies and actually do this, we may in fact see a sharp decrease in Islamic Jihadists.

        This was also a brilliant political move on Bush's part, as the Liberals now have no choice but to put more funding towards the troops to keep them safe and enable them to kill the enemy that much faster. If they don't, their voters will see what traitors they really are, and not vote for them next time. After all, you had better support the troops. You may not have to support the President, but if you don't support the troops, your political chances in life are dead. Oh wait, Mrs. Clinton has nothing BUT contempt for our military, and she may be President. So much for my theory.

        If any of you don't watch South Park, I encourage you to watch the episode, Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow. This episode is about how stupid global warming compatriots are. Next thing you know, Al Gore will say that global warming has sent us into the beginning of a new ice age. That will be a hoot. If you believe that the earth is more than 6000 years old, shouldn't you wait longer than 100 years to make any kind of judgment about global warming? After all 100 out of 6000 is a fair chunk, 1.6%, of time, so you may be able to make a judgment. But 100 out of say...1,000,000,000 is such a minute amount, .0000001%, that you just can't make any kind of accurate judgment about global warming.

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