Well faithful readers, I have returned. Although now I shall have to regain my readership once again. Not only have I lost my old domain name, but I have lost most if not all of my readership due to the changing URL once again. However this has ushered in some changes in the site. One being the rejection of the old layout, which looked like someone who had puked out their kidneys, and two a new name. No longer am I just "The Page of Truth!!!". I am now The Official Page of Truth!!! thepageoftruth.com now belongs to some money-grubbing bugger who turned it into one of those generic ad sites you see when you typo a URL. I may buy it back in a year, I may not. I haven't decided. Now onto my newest rant.

        As a few of you already know, I have transferred from my old school to WVSU, not to be confused with WVU, which is a party school. If you want to know more about the school, I won't insult your intelligence by telling you everything you could find if you Googled it. I will tell you it is an historically black university. While it may have been historically black, I still feel like a lonely marshmallow in a sea of hot chocolate. I've told you before that I have no problem with black people. I just have a problem with stupid people. I have compiled a list of the morons that I must share my air with, so that you will see the problem with stupid people breeding.

        The Cellular Man
                    This person always has the cell phone plugged into their eardrum. This has been made more annoying recently with the invention of tiny headsets so people can always have their cell phone on their ears. This wouldn't be so bad if the people would realize that they are in public, but they don't. They believe that they have every right in the world to disrupt the public with their annoying conversations and "Are you still there?"'s that are unavoidable because of below average reception. The rest of society, since most of us are polite, try to give these people a semblance of privacy. We leave them alone when on the phone, we move away from them, we know we wouldn't like it if someone was bothering us if we were on the phone. However, the Cellular man has no manners and will talk to people when and where he feels like it. Whether it be in the study room, class room, or even on the can.

        The Whiney Chick
                     This woman is very possibly the most annoying of the people that I must deal with. She is usually dressed like a whore, but would bite your head off if she caught you making eyes at her. She is better than everyone else, because no one else is as cool or hot as her, or some other non-sense like that. She is usually surrounded by a cadre of other whiney chicks, who do not have the looks or backbone to stand up to the ringleader. The gang will protect the leader with their lives and dignity, but the leader would drop any one or all the gang unless it serves her best interest to stay with them. This chick's accessories almost always include a brand new cell phone or something better, as she is a brat who her parents will not say no to. Stay away from this woman as she will put no effort whatsoever into a relationship, and will suck the life and money out of you faster than a combination of Dracula and online poker.

        The Rap-star
                      The rap star is easily recognized, most of the time he is black, occasionally white, and wears his clothes baggy, hat sideways, and lots of "bling". This person feels all eyes should be on him at all times. He will gain attention through yelling at his "homies" across the building, on the other side of campus, or even right next to him. The rap-star is allowed to use the derogatory term "nigga"-not to be confused with nigger- in conjunction with any black guy he wants, and is usually greeted warmly for insulting his fellows in such a manner. The cause of this phenomenon is as of yet unknown. I will not write the term that he uses for women, It shall suffice to say that all women to him are "dogs". Once again, he is greeted with friendship and sometimes passion when using this term with women. Once again, the cause of this is unknown. The rap-star is to good to talk to or take notice of any man not in his "crew". Therefore making him the north end of a south bound cow, yet still others aspire to be like this specimen.

        I tried to come up with more categories, but the other idiots aren't as well grouped as these. There are many people at this school who are good students, and I will assume, good people. I have yet to make acquaintance with any of said people, so until then, it will suffice me to quietly laugh and poke fun at the idiots I get to deal with every day. Until next time loyal readers, stay truthful, keep giving me traffic...once you find me again.