What is wrong with our society today? We have everything we could want and need, and we still go and pull something stupid, like not aborting Larry the Cable Guy as a baby. I know I know, I’m a conservative and against abortion. But who wants to keep cursing mankind with this idiot? The idiots in the southern states obviously do.

             Honestly, In Gilbert WV, their new war cry at sport games is not “Go Team”, “Rip their eyes out” or “Eat their grilled hearts with lettuce, tomato and mayo on a sesame seed bun.” It is “Git R Done”. Even typing that phrase sends a cataclysmic chill down my spine. This is what years upon years of living in the armpit of the world has done for southerner’s. They can’t speak properly; they can’t mate outside their own gene pool, and their entire culture has been taken over by one comedian. Just think, if this man were to show up in any school, church, or mall, people would follow him blindly just because he was the man who said that horrible satanic phrase that I refuse to write again because every time someone hears or sees it they become 1 IQ point dumber.

            But really I'm just telling you things that most of you already know. If you are one of the people who do use that phrase, then most likely you are pretty mad right now, either that or I have converted you and you are agreeing with me. Here is another point against Larry the Village Idiot.

             Jeff Foxworthy, the only comedian worse than the village idiot. Well, he's tied for worst comedian with Chris Rock. People don't laugh at Fox and the Idiot because they are funny, they laugh because its like watching monkeys in a zoo. Any minute I expect them to take a dump on the stage and start flinging it at people.

            Maybe this is why everyone makes fun of the south. Do I really need to wonder why the south is made fun of? I’m from the “south” and yet, I am not affected by this gargantuan onslaught of stupidity. I am one of the lucky few. Those who were blessed with good God given conservative genius can avoid this terrible fate. Please, if you have not heard nor taken part in the above mentioned phrase's popularity; I beg of you, stay away from it. Save yourself and the future from morons like Larry the Cable Guy and Hillary Clinton, both of whom need taken out of the public eye and put away anytime.

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