I am pleased to announce the opening of a new e-mail section. Not fan mail, because anyone who sends me a message saying that they are just like me and they agree with everything I say are probably bumbling buffoons, but e-mails that I get that I enjoy reading. Whether they make me laugh, make me cry, or even make me fart, they will go up here.  So without further ado, here is the first e-mail, from a girl named Londyn. (Note: Yes, I know I spelled "ado" wrong. I just have an intense dislike of anything blatantly French.)

Your Name:     Londyn
Your E-mail:    invaderlun@yahoo.com
Your Message: Hello,
I have been reading all of your articles and have to agree with all of them except for one, the Valentine's Day one. Yes,...I understand it's a wee bit late to be writing but-I don't give a s***.
Being a female, I could've been offended by this, as my other friends who read this were,...crying and what-not about how it wasn't true, until I slapped the ever-loving s*** out of them.
But, I on the other hand, despise Valentine's Day, if someone GETS me anything for Valentine's Day I throw it out, if it's from a guy, I f****** kick their a** for falling into the commercialization.
I see all holidays as just another f****** day, It costs too much, takes up too much time, and the gifts will probably end up in a garage sale in two years anyway so why bother?
The only reason I'm writing this is because you should know there aren't only money-sucking women out there.
Londyn

        Well said Londyn, well said. I'm sure all have by now noticed that I edit the e-mails containing cursing or "foul language". The reason I do this is not so I won't piss some people off, after reading my posts you know I don't care about that, but I don't want some kid coming to my site and learning those words here. Most of you are adults, you know what the the words are I censor. I hope I get more of these, I love 'em!

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