Ok so that's a bit dramatic, however I do have mucous discharge and a red eye. Hence I have contracted Conjunctivitis! Commonly known as Pink Eye. That means V-day's gonna be a great day this year. All the girls where I live will want me now because they are all attracted to dirty man-whores anyway.

            Anyway, why do I not like Valentines day you ask? Mainly because it is nothing but a holiday created by a greedy female who wanted nothing more than to create another holiday for her already whipped man to get her something. I know, I know, some of you guys out there like to get your girl things. Others do it because your told to. The latter group is whom I'm talking about. Anyway, the girl is greedy, she already recieves presents on her birthday, Christmas, Easter, and probably a few made up holidays like Hanukah, Kwanzaa, and Cinco de Mayo. So she wants at least one more chance for gifts from her boyfriend throughout the year, so she picks a date that is so far out of the holiday range that its literally seven months till the next real holiday, and she sticks one in there, Valentines Day, February 14. Now the greedy succubus can get more junk from the man who she is slowly sucking the life out of.

            Ok. Granted, the above explanation for Valentines Day is like my eye, exaggerated( Although it came close to looking like that today...) But there is one more explanation that the girls buy into. If the guys buy this rather than my story, you're all whipped. Girls like to think the holiday was created by Hallmark to sell more cards( probably once again the distance between holidays thing). That's it. I asked a girl which one she believed and she said my story sounded pretty good, but she thought it was Hallmark. Hallmark is a card company. They don't have the power to put a date on the calendar! It had to be a whining complaining female!

            Now that I'm done telling you the history of this accursed day, let me tell you why I despise this holiday( The story was why I didn't like it, this is why I despise it. Big difference).  This is the most commercialized holiday ever. No other holiday in the history of mankind was more commercialized than valentines day. After all, after that one girl got her whipped boyfriend to do it, she spread the news to other mean chicks, who spread it further, until every girl expected something on this day. And if someone has to buy something, you want to make sure they buy it from you! Hence the commercialism. It is nothing but one big BUY THIS commercial for the week leading up to this holiday. 

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