A few words you never want to hear out of your girlfriends mouth is, " I read a book". Number one, its dangerous for females to have many thoughts as most of them think to much for the good of men anyway. Number two, most of the time when a female who is your significant other says she read a book, it is one of those relationship help books, one to keep the fire alive or to help you understand each other better.

             Now I'm not against females reading. The Kama Sutra is a fine book for girls to read. However I am getting sick and tired of seeing good relationships end because of some stupid book. These books have stupid little tips such as, tell each other something you kept over from past relationships before you were together, tell each other your deepest fears, make little trails of rose petals to some special surprise( Ok, that one might not be so bad...).

            Needless to say, these little things annoy the crap out of real men. We men know that if we tell the truth to half the questions females ask us, the girls will have no problem telling us to sleep on the couch that night. Name one thing you kept from a past relationship? What if it was a love poem of some sort you kept because, heaven forbid, you thought it was sweet. Will the girl see your sensitive caring side? No, the girl will see a love poem written to you by another woman and go postal, hopefully not cutting off your manhood like that Bobbet chick in the 90's. Yet, If she were to have a poem like that from a guy, you would be expected to understand that it was a sweet gift from the guy, even if she didn't like him anymore. 

            How bout tell each other your deepest fears. Why? So if she decides to leave you she can use them against you? "Honey my biggest fear is...." lets make it something interesting...."round objects." (Hopefully she's not "round" at the time you tell her this.) 6 months later she breaks up with you, just leaves in the middle of the night while you are asleep leaving a note saying, " Its over, don't leave your room." Now like an idiot we have to go out of the room to see what has transpired to make us not want to leave our room. Outside there are balloons, and big beach balls, each having a picture of her and the guy she left you for on it. Now see what has happened? I bet your fear of round objects only gets worse after that.

            A trail of rose petals to a special surprise. Unless its her with a bow around herself and yelling surprise when I walk in the room, I might get mad. Ok, so I'd settle for some VERY good lasagna as well. But most likely your not going to get something this good. Your going to get a gift like a book that would have these tips in it. You know she wouldn't get something good, like "999 Special Things You Can Do With Ice" or something like that. No, it would be some touchy feely sensitive junk. But you can't tell her you hate it like she can you. No you have to gratefully accept it. If she hates your gift, she will tell you.

The majority of females are ungrateful demanding things.

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