Well it seems I am moving up in the world ladies and gents, I am pleased to announce the opening of my hate mail section. On this day, I have become a hated enemy of liberals everywhere! Why? Because my site offends their poor little heart. Oh I am so sorry Liberals! Wait.....never mind that was indigestion, not regret. 

        Truth is, hate mail is something every webmaster likes. It means we are getting hits. Liberals, Conservatives, Libertarians, heck I don't care how you think; nor do I care if you are Republican or Democrat. If you are here reading this one of two things will happen. The first is that you will be offended. The second is you will agree with me. Now whichever one of those happens, don't send me hate mail. It isn't smart, as I will prove with this one...

        This mail was from someone called "BillFoTwenty", which means that he cant spell, and that he is a coward for not giving me an e-mail address nor a real name. Get some balls for Christ's sake. Here is the mail.

    We sure kicked Iraq 's butt, didn't we? Mission Accomplished, you would say? Oh yes. We are victorious. We have won the day! ... Except one minor misconception. It's not over. In fact, would you believe our very own victorious soldiers are still being killed and maimed to this day? It's your use of the past tense that's irritating. Because, come on now, let's be fair and balanced... If we're going to say "We kicked their butts", it's only right to admit the TRUTH (your covet-item) and say, "Oh, and we're getting our butts kicked!" Keep it fair, man.

And for Christ sakes, man, why does every conservative get off on Clinton? No pun intended. Seriously. But I'd like to know. It's like, if I say something about the current President (that's Bush), then the other guy has to pull Clinton out of his a**. Who's talking about Clinton? In the latest news I've heard, he was having surgery. SURGERY. It's a right-wing escape tactic. Even if the person on the other end could give a lesser f*** about Clinton, they still manage to try to make him part of the picture. He's not.

Keep on writing,
BillFoTwenty

        I put that in pink because he deserves the most feminine possible color for not having the testicular fortitude to give a name or mailing address by the way. Now needless to say, this guy is an idiot. Yes, we did kick Iraq's brown little hinder-parts! Mission accomplished? No. I never said mission accomplished. I never quoted Bush as saying mission accomplished, even though he did, because even a 4 year old could tell that just because Saddam Hussein was ousted from power, doesn't mean we leave right away. In fact, in the case of WWII we didn't leave at all. We have bases in Germany, France, Italy, Japan, and numerous other countries. Why? Because after WWII we knew two things, that we needed to keep a presence in Europe to keep that from happening again, and that they needed help rebuilding. Yes you stupid fool, I know that our men and women are over there, still fighting a brave and needed fight. After all if they weren't fighting over there, the terrorists that they are trying to kill would rather be over here, killing us. Now to be fair to this pansy, I did change the quote he found talking about the war in Iraq in past tense. I changed it, it is now "...go in there and kick their butts like we are doing in Iraq?" Getting our butts kicked? If you were in the army you were. I have a friend who is a marine, the marine casualty ratio in Falujah was 1:100. For every one marine the terrorists got, we got 100 of their Allah praising hind parts. The army didn't do so well, their statistic was 3:4. I've looked and can't find anything online, so I am going to contact one of our government departments, which I hate to do, and find out what our current kill to kill ratio is in the entire war on terror. I guarantee you, we are way ahead of them. Also if I had my way, there wouldn't have been a war. I would have had them carpet bomb both Iraq and Afghanistan with carpet bombs. Heck, even better, carpet nukes!

        Its Christ's sake you idiot, not Christ's sakes. That makes it heir apparent you were educated in a government high school. Lets see, so you say Clinton is every conservatives escape tactic? You are welcome to your opinion, but are once again wrong. I know many a conservative who liked Clinton, who would welcome him back with open arms. So right there you're once again being an idiot. But I will agree with you to a point. Most extreme right wing conservatives do use Clinton as an Ace of Spades in a political debate of any kind. It pretty much kills anything else someone did if they are caught in the act of lying. After all, it proves they are not trustworthy. Yes Clinton is having surgery, for complications from heart surgery a few years ago. I hope he gets better and makes it through the surgery unharmed, I have no wish for that man to die. But the fact remains, he lied to the American people just like Kerry did. Now as for me using Clinton in a debate, I just use him to point out the fact that our current president won the popular and electoral, something not even the democratic poster-boy Bill did.

        As for my "covet-item", as you so nicely put it, being the truth. Yes. It is. But if you look in the fine print, under my main title, it says "Whose truth? My Truth!" That means that this is what I believe, I never asked you to agree, nor did I ask you to read my site you retard. If you don't like something, close the page. Or are you to dumb to do that too? 

(UPDATE about 10 minutes later- I apologize to Bill for saying he didn't have any balls as my form was set up wrong, that one was my fault. My form was not set up right, again. His e-mail is bill_four_twenty_1@hotmail.com . Everything else I said though, stays.)

(UPDATE again! 4/26.  I have got numerous e-mails and people stopping me on the street to tell me how either 1) referring to a body count like I did was wrong or 2) telling me that in war the body count doesn't matter as much as land taken during the war. Answer to 1): To bad, I did it, you aren't going to change it, stop whining. Answer to 2): In the type of war we are fighting we can have all the ground we want. But by allowing the people of Iraq to go about their daily lives and trying not to disturb them as much as possible, the only way to win is by increasing the terrorist body count.)

        For a while there I thought Ball-less Bill was the only one that would send me hate mail. I think he wanted it put up there, he liked the publicity. But I have more than one person who hate-mail's me, and I have many many more rants to write, so this section will fill up slowly. Today I have a mail from someone named Jess, who is also a coward because she gave me a fake Yahoo ID as far as I can tell. But I will be somewhat nice to this person as they were very polite in there deliverance of the hate mail. 

Your Name: Jess
Your E-mail: demonicangel_wings@yahoo.com
Your Message: Excuse me, I disapprove of your idea of striking fear into children thinking that the only way to raise them right.
When I was young my parents grounded me and gave me time-out then afterwards we would talk about what I did wrong and what terms of my punishment would be.
Sure, I was spanked a couple of times but not too often, my parents didn't initiate fear into me they show that they cared and loved me.
Now, I'm eighteen years old and I learned right from wrong and responsibility to make my own decisions. If it wasn't for them treating me with kindness then I would turn out differently.
Thank you for your time,
Sincerly,
Jess

My response:

        Dear Jess: Did I say that striking fear into your children was the only way to raise them right? Let me read my rant again... Nope I cannot find the word "only" in there. Perhaps you inferred that my preferred method of child raising was the "only" way to do so because I didn't say otherwise. Which means you are a tool.
        Wow, your parents discussed terms of punishment with you? In other words your parents are bigger tools than you are! Back in my day, the good old days where if you killed somebody for a good reason it was fine, parents didn't discuss punishment. That is lowering yourself to the position of the child. That would be equivalent to me taking a convicted murderer and asking what I thought his punishment should be. "But it's not the same!" you will say! Both are people who have done wrong and must be punished. You don't discuss punishment whether you be a parent of judge, you just dole it out.
        So your parents had brains occasionally? Just think, if you had been paddled everyday maybe you wouldn't be e-mailing webmasters of sites that make fun of e-mail's from people like you. 
        Treating you with kindness? I bet they told you the Easter Bunny was real and so was Santa Claus. So you're 18, fresh out of high school, and you have learned right from wrong and responsibility* have you? I'm proud of you... no wait that was indigestion again. Let me tell you Jess, I don't have very many years on you, but I'd wager that I have quite a bit more life experience. You know nothing yet. If you are the average teenager fresh out of high school, then you still have much to learn. If you're one of the rare prodigies, then ignore the last sentence. Check back in my site about once a week and maybe I can help with your learning process! 
        Thank you for wasting my time.
        Sincerely,
        Phil.

*Most people don't understand responsibility until much later in life. However all teenagers believe that they know all and are perfect.

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