Ok, by now most of you ought to know about the latest Michael Jackson scandal involving little boys. In fact Jackson gave an interview with Geraldo Rivera of Fox News a few weeks ago to attempt to clear his name. Needless to say, one look at his plastic face was enough for me. The dudes a child rapist. He needs to have his genitals cut... no, ripped from his body, then he needs to die. The only punishment that is good enough for rapists of any kind, is death.

            Anyway, what got me so enraged was that Jackson actually had the audacity to make the statement that God smiled on him. So God smiles on child rapists? The only reason we let him off last time was because the majority of America liked him so much that they didn't really give a hoot what he did. Kind of like Bill Clinton. Jackson said he "won God's smile of approval" for bringing children to his Neverland Ranch. So what he is saying that a professor at my college who was recently arrested for child pornography won God's smile of approval for being involved in that nasty junk? 

            Now come the defense's. "Oh you took that out of context!" Right, I did. I took it out of direct context and put it in implied context. God smiles on Jackson because he brings kids to his ranch so he can intoxicate them and then rape them? (Or molest, whichever term you prefer). I don't care if the man did right Billy Jean or Thriller. It's time we put this insane person where he belongs, in the grave or behind bars. 

            The best one I've heard so far is "Michael Jackson is an innocent man". Ok he is innocent, would you send your kids to stay the night with him? I always ask that question to those who say that he is innocent. You know what happens? 1) They get real quiet. Its like the wheels are slowly starting to turn. 2) they look around everywhere like someone might come along to bail them out, or they are just trying to avoid eye contact with me. 3) They give me a very unconvincing "Yes". I then ask if they are sure and they break down into 10 minute explanations of why which make absolutely no sense. 

            Bottom line, we all know your guilty Jackson. Now we just hope the judge can see it. Of course, I think the parents that let their children spend the night with a 40 year old man accused of child molestation need to be in jail as well...